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Muddy Waters

This has stymied me for a couple decades now.How come when your dog is sick you take it to a Veterinarian? So why when my pumpkins sick, I dont call a Vegetarian???

6/6/2013 9:08:55 AM

N.c.

The indicated treatment could be corny?

6/6/2013 9:37:13 AM

west central IN/East central IL

They'd eat it!

6/6/2013 9:46:59 AM

Germany

The simple answer is, it was your decision you didn´t call a Vegetarian (even though you could have done that). A more complex answer would include you had already considered calling a Vegetarian, but there was none of them available (...it´s more complex because of the further questions such as the responsibility for the loss of the pumpkin in this case, and therefore we better stick with the simple answer). A third answer could be, you already wanted to call all possible Vegetarians, but then you noticed that the diet of pumpkins might contain traces of fish (which isn´t too bad) and things like blood and bone meal, and therefore the Vegetarians would refuse any proper treatment.

6/6/2013 10:13:59 AM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

What?

6/6/2013 10:16:57 AM

N.c.

It is not now important what you have considered for years. The present reality is that due to pea brained changes of the health care delivery system, a vegetarian is now allowed to leave your pumpkin in the waiting room for eight hours to stew.

6/6/2013 10:37:05 AM

Muddy Waters

lol~!!!

6/6/2013 10:39:30 AM

Winston Salem, NC

Veterinarians eat sick dogs? Gross!

6/6/2013 3:37:43 PM