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(...couldn´t resist to post this right here right now, no need to say that it´s sort of related to a good old ABBA song)

My my
It´s six a.m. and pollination is waiting
Oh yeah
And I got up quite early on that sunny day
But the loo paper roll on the wall
Is getting incredibly small
Water-Loo - Push on the button for flushing through
Water-Loo - Empty the bowl down an endless tube
Water-Loo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Water-Loo - Diarrhea caught me, I need to poop
Water-Loo - Being enchained to my Water-Loo

My my
I tried to reach the patch, but pressure was stronger
Oh yeah
And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
No chance to stand up, I would lose
Water-Loo - Second time flushing that rubbish through
Water-Loo - Bathroom is getting quite smelly, too
Water-Loo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Water-Loo - Diarrhea caught me, I need to poop
Water-Loo - Being enchained to my Water-Loo

So now I must run to the patch
The season´s last female to catch
Water-Loo - Leaving the mess for a little while
Water-Loo - Messing my patch with another pile
Water-Loo - Had to escape for my job to do
Water-Loo - Knowing I need to return to you
Water-Loo - Sitting one day on my Water-Loo

5/27/2013 10:17:57 AM

N.c.

A rather loose rendition. Thanks for sharing!

5/27/2013 12:46:13 PM

N.c.

A rather loose rendition. Thanks for sharing!

5/27/2013 12:46:14 PM