Pumpkin King
Sung to the tune Dancing Queen by ABBA
Spring time now and the nights are cool
Thinking about your great gene pool
The soil is always sixty-five on that cold night
A new record forms from this light
This special plant could be the one
Back ups are in and were having fun
Dark clouds climb into the sky as the wind picks up
Cosmic war close to the crop
You won't let the ball drop
You are the pumpkin king, bold and smart, dreams found in the mail
Pumpkin king, sense the loathing from behind the veil
You can grow, you can plan, for eventualities
Growing green, roots are strong, you won't let it fail
Slug come calling, rodent teeth gnawing
Not why me, this is why you sing
Cosmic war close to the crop
You won't let the ball drop
You are the pumpkin king, bold and smart, dreams found in the mail
Pumpkin king, sense the loathing from behind the veil
You can grow, you can plan, for eventualities
Growing green, roots are strong, you won't let it fail