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Minnesota

Three Blondes walk into a building.
You'd figure the 2nd one would of seen it.


2 Dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the Hands
Mother Stickers
This is a Fuck Up

11/18/2012 7:23:23 PM

Omaha, Ne.

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

11/18/2012 7:48:45 PM

Deerfield, Michigan

What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?

Dam

11/18/2012 11:51:02 PM

Muddy Waters

Man walks into a bar dressed like a grilled cheese sandwich asks the bartender for a rum & coke,Bartender replies.I'm sorry we dont serve food>LOL!

11/19/2012 8:13:01 AM

Ontario

Couple visiting a loved one in a nursing home pass 3 elderly ladies laying naked on the lawn.Once inside they bring it to the attention of the director,who say 'yes we know, they where prostitutes, and their having a yard sale"

11/19/2012 8:58:18 AM

Johnston, Iowa

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

11/19/2012 9:34:59 AM