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Littleton, Colo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vqhwfcfr80&feature=related

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe....
Beat him till he weltZ......
DreZZ him in a tuxcedo......
Then we'll call him SteltZ"....

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe.....
Dump him in the road.........
Barbaque all of hiZ legZ.....
Like the Nematode"..........

12/14/2011 10:44:44 PM

Minnesota([email protected])

Biz,
I hope Sandy ClauZe doesn't read your verses.

Here's Mine:

I love Sandy ClauZe and the EaZter Bunny too.
I'm wishing for a 603.5 Muller seed or two.
Thank you Lord for Sandy ClauZe and the EaZter Bunny too.
I hope we all remember the reason for the Holidays, I do.

12/14/2011 11:27:57 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Hopeing, I will grow an AG too!!!
1566 or 1662? Cover crop seeded, and ready to mow!!!
First question is, am I ready to grow?
Come spring, I just might know!!! Peace, Wayne

12/15/2011 12:09:02 AM

Minnesota

Here comes Sandy Clauz Bryson right down pumpkin patch lane, Rudallace, Prancerner, blitzodonis leading the way, guns are ringing, little varmits being shot, he's got a bag of 1818's for growers old young and who can afford it, give him a jingle, jangle, so jump in bed, cover your head cause Sandy Clauz "1818Bryson" Bryson might be in my patch next spring.

12/15/2011 12:32:04 AM

Massachusetts

biz, love it! tried to add to it but could only come up with this rhyme.. no offence anyone , just having some winter fun.. merry xmas amelio!!!

what's the dealeo with this new guy, amelio?
can't you see that he knows all?
when he grows this first year.
will it end with a tear?
or will he stand very tall?
if you want to place a bet
on this newcomer of ours
just read any of his posts
they go on for hours!
as the mighty pap says
"growers come and go"
but who knows whats to become of,
our newest member AMELIO!!!!!!!

12/15/2011 1:51:52 AM

Muddy Waters

    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vqhwfcfr80&feature=related

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe....
If he's not bringing Werners...
we will toss him on the burners....
He really wont be gellin... when we
be smashing all his melons.....

12/15/2011 8:23:17 AM

Muddy Waters

Jellin lol

12/15/2011 8:25:00 AM

Omaha, Ne.

amelio got lynched by some bp members.. one week before Christmas eve.. And thez members say there's no such thing as amelio.. But as for me and the biz we believe.

12/15/2011 11:10:13 AM

Littleton, Colo

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe....
Bury him with hiZ seedZ......
We'll hide him in the Iceman'Z patch.....
All he grOwZ iz weedZ "......

12/15/2011 12:09:01 PM

Littleton, Colo

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe.....
Iz BrookZ a he or she ?.....
InveZtigation iz needed.....
From the G.P.C." ......

12/15/2011 12:33:38 PM

Uk .

ý10 sleeps to go
10 sleeps to santa
10 sleeps til the big fat fella - comes down your chimney and gives you presents and drinks your beer
10 sleeps to santa

10 sleeps to go
10 sleeps to santa
10 sleeps til the big fat fella - comes down your chimney and gives you presents and drinks your beer
10 sleeps to santa

10 sleeps to go
10 sleeps to santa
10 sleeps til the big fat fella - comes down your chimney and gives you presents and drinks your beer
10 sleeps to santa

12/15/2011 2:15:18 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ....
BiZ you need a pardon,
Seems to me you owe me one....
You had a secret garden.....

12/15/2011 4:56:31 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

KidNap the Sandy ClawZ,
Good to see you BiZ......
do you post as Nematode,
So you could mess with WIZ.....??

12/15/2011 5:02:49 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Awl were missin is da beats!!! When does the DJ show up & play some tunes? I can read the headlines now!!! AG Rappers, make top 10 list!!!!!!! LOL Peace, Wayne

12/15/2011 5:38:41 PM

Muddy Waters

    

Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ....
& strap him to my toilet....
if he makes compost tea....
we will pinch our nose & know it............

12/15/2011 8:56:59 PM

Muddy Waters

" Kidnap the Sandy ClauZe.....
& take him to my Crib if he gives you any lip,smack him in the ribs.
I'm Handy & I grow it!
The Melon sisters are sexy & they show it!
They work out-They work out
My Hot seeds are chill'in in the freezer.
there hiding from Ebenezer
They work out!-They work out!
There sexy & they know it.

12/16/2011 8:01:14 AM

Muddy Waters

Sorry guys,just drove the Drama Queen to school I was inspired by her music.lol

12/16/2011 8:02:57 AM

Littleton, Colo

It'z ok Handy....
" When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.
Everybody stops and they staring at me.
I got passion in my patch and I ain't afraid to show it " !
wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle...YAH !!

12/16/2011 9:45:09 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

Kidnap the Nematode,
Id like to know the who IZ,
Passion in the BiZ's patch?
Beer is hiZ influence,

Kidnap the the Sandy ClawZ,
ANd rhyme it to a verse,
No one can beat the Wiz,
He rhymeZ and makeZ us hurtZ........

Kidnap the Icemelt Dude,
Make him grow this year,
Dont make a bet with him,
He likes to dance I fear.......

Kidnap the Wizzy Boy
no one rhymes like him,
He's going to grow a bigger one,
than Pete and Joe and Jim.

12/16/2011 2:02:02 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ,
HoHoHo hes always so friskey,
Like the WiZ he likes hiZ glasses,
Filled to the top with WhiSkey,

Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ,
I couldn't believe you didn't know,
How many of you really thought,
The WiZZy.......waZ Amelio........

12/16/2011 2:07:54 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ,
It wont make a diff this year,
The WIzzy wishes a Merry Christmas to all,
ANd have a Happy New Year!

12/16/2011 2:11:15 PM

Redmond, Washington; U.S.A.

Lost all my phone Numbers and can't get them back.... But I have the Quiz on speed dial and he won't call me back...
He's probably climbing on that big pile of manure... Or looking for foliar spray down in the sewer. with patch cameras inserted i'm sure to be alerted... At which time his pumpkin abort cannot be averted. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A BIG PUMPKIN AND HOPEFULLY in 2012 THE QUIZ WILL GROW SOMETHING!!!

12/16/2011 4:27:36 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Dont Kidnap the Sandy ClawZ,
He joined the RMGVG,
And for his $35 dollar investment
He getZ "THE GrowZ'em BIG teeZ.

But Please Ole Kidnapped Santy ClauZ,
Our club is full of fun....
we grow outside in our patch,
and grow them towardZ the sun,

Hey there Kidnapped Santy ClawZ,
How many patches have you seen?
Ill tell you now to watch out for BIZ,
Hell want you to grow his 1019.

But dear ole Kidnapped Santy Claus,
Our club is full of fun,
But call ahead for Barry's patch,
His wifey has a gun!

ThereZ a guy up North Ole Santy ClawZ,
he's ANOTHER you'll have to beat,
He 's always GOES orange, and he's the one,
We call him LongMont Pete!

BUT Dear Ole Kidnapped Santy ClawZ,
dont listen to me jabber jibber,
For the longest time in our challenged state,
The champ was alwayZ Scherber.

But yearZ ago Oh Santy ClawZ,
He was beaten FINALLY,
My brother BiZ he kicked his butt,
when he grew the twelve eighty three.

12/16/2011 4:59:50 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

But dear ole kidnapped Santy ClaWZ,
The present that I wish,
Next tag to put upon our trophy,
Will be the name of Gary Shenfish.

SO dear ole kidnapped Santy ClauZ,
wear your GrowZem BIG with PRIDE,
Remember always what Wizzzy sayZ,
Then You'll be growing BIG outside!

12/16/2011 5:08:23 PM

Muddy Waters

My little girl Shelly, said Dad I gotta Telly
If you dont stop talkin bout GWG!
Ma Ma gonna brain ya with her big fat knee.
You better Step away from the P/C soon.
or come Christmas Day you will really be a Goon.
Stop Ebeneezing or it will be Mom your a CHEEEZIN!
Ma Ma said if dont stop growing,I'm packing my bags
& I'm going.I sure will miss her,I walked to the car
& I kissed her.

12/17/2011 8:56:11 AM

Muddy Waters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4&feature=share

12/17/2011 11:37:46 PM