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Polson, Montana

What I want for Christmas is:
The perfect seed to grow a 2,000+ lb pumpkin
The perfect weather
The right combination of raindeer manure and santa's secret brew
The perfect soil conditions
The perfect pollinator
And there's not much left for the rest of you.
I've been a good boy and no you cannot talk to my wife.
PS Cookies and milk under the tree and please do not forget me. In my stocking you could put some of Mark (Handyhomegrown's)watermelon seed.
Oh Santa, don't forget the tickets to Vegas please!

11/29/2011 10:51:08 PM

Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

What I want for christmas:
$1000 Gift certificate to ExtremePumpkinStore
A tomato seed that'll grow me a 10#'er
Lots more rain without hail
That one elm tree to finally give it up and quit shading my new patch (that's too close to the shop foundation to dig out)
A 30 hp kuboda with the plow attachment, the PHD drill, and a bucket attachment
A 70x70' piece of 30% shade cloth
A 260' well with pump and house next to my new patch
Plumbing parts for my new compost tea brewer
Rack for the new water tanks
A really good seed that will break 1000# in my climate and weather conditions, by mid August; and tip the front end loader in October
A tripod to lift 'kin for loading

There's BBQ ribs in the slow cooker, towels, and cold longnecks in the cooler by the fireplace; Santa

11/29/2011 11:57:19 PM

Cedar City, Ut

What I want for Christmas....
to have my husband and I under the same roof for the rest of our lives
jobs to work at and make enough money to sustain us, necessities and play time
relatively good health for family and friends thru-out the world

11/30/2011 12:55:23 AM

Upa Creek, MO

Baby to start sleeping completely through the night.
1000 pound pumpkin.
8 pound river Smallmouth.

11/30/2011 8:57:18 AM

Johnston, Iowa

Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy. Please bring Winning Hot Lotto numbers so I can fully fund my pumpkin growing supplies slush fund etc etc. . . and perfect weather in 2012 please.

11/30/2011 9:36:06 AM

Polson, Montana

Good point Dan, I forgot to include the lottery in my list.

11/30/2011 9:42:07 AM

Linden, Mi.,

ME, I am just happy to have what I have, family, friends and my health.
I'll take what he gives me and I will be happy !

And or maybe a 1900 lb. pumpkin, a 300 lb. + watermelon and a 145" long gourd, and maybe a 27 foot tallcorn.

Santa you still like my pumpkin brownies ?

11/30/2011 10:23:12 AM

Minnesota

I want santa to leave behind his elfs for patch preperation, watering, feeding, weeding!

11/30/2011 1:27:03 PM

Frankfort Ohio

first and most important health and happiness for family and friends then a new watering system a 1303 or 1605 sweet a seed from the freak 12pack of bud and a stripper pole for the patch and the winning lottery ticket would be ok to

11/30/2011 5:53:34 PM

Muddy Waters

Did I tell you about the guy who prayed for six years to win the lottery?He was getting discouraged and stopped and screamed to the heavens WHY GOD, WHY HAVEN'T I WON THE POWERBALL! God replied, BUY A TICKET!lol

11/30/2011 6:17:27 PM

Sourthern Utah

YEAH,,, what she said.. LMAO

11/30/2011 6:53:54 PM

Cedar City, Ut

thank you my love thank you!!!!!

12/1/2011 9:33:28 PM

Okla

Dear Santa:
I want a B B Gun for Christmas,,, LOL

12/1/2011 11:22:14 PM

Muddy Waters

Dear Santa! I would like Chumleys autograph from Pawn Stars.Maybe one of your elves is going to Vegas to GPC event.Belated gifts are fine.Chumleys a newly found mentor of mine.lol

12/2/2011 8:15:09 AM

Owensboro, Ky.

I agree w/tallcorn...it's awl good here, my wish would be for Luke, to get one of his 3 wishes!!!! Peace, Wayne
&for Handy to meet us in Vegas, would be a kul ride to the pawn shop!!!! LOL Curious, if they would pawn a melon seed? LOL Peace, Wayne
PS...mark, I am prbly going, can you send a copy of the photo of you on the shitter, I will try and have Chumley sign it!!!!! Serious!!!!!

12/3/2011 4:07:37 AM