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iceman

Eddyz@efirehose.net

Marv That awesome post you made on the cucumber board was HILLARIOUS
I am in awe of you talent my friend

3/24/2020 8:27:38 PM

Tree Doctor

Mulino, Oregon

What I want to know is do we weigh them or measure them? Sounds like Marv is the right guy to set the rules!

3/25/2020 8:48:12 AM

Ned (team slammer)

Honesdale, Pennsylvania

I think he posted both. Length plus weight.

3/25/2020 9:09:49 AM

Marv!

Central PA

Iceman and Porkchop. You guys banished me to the Cucumber Board. And that is where I will be if anyone wants to contact me. Rule number one for cucumber board is that people with small cucumbers are not allowed to post. So we will not be seeing any posts from Iceman or Porkchop. Major criteria for cucumbers is weight. Although size does matter. That was where Iceman and Porkchop fell short. Pffffttttt.

3/25/2020 2:06:05 PM

TruckinPunkin

Greencastle, PA

why only measure the length and not the girth?

3/25/2020 2:14:25 PM

iceman

Eddyz@efirehose.net

So Marv why don't you tell us how you really feel

3/25/2020 2:16:22 PM

G. Kins

Southwest WA

Can someone help me find the earthworms board. I have pics of some long ones and some girthy ones.

3/25/2020 2:57:01 PM

G. Kins

Southwest WA

Gross but hillarious... Now I forget why I logged on.

3/25/2020 3:05:06 PM

Pumpking

Germany

Heck!, earthworms...silly me...and I was wondering why the largest and thickest cucumbers in my greenhouse have fallen off the plant so early (never seen them grow to that size whilst on the plant) and kept on moving and wiggling around when on the ground.

3/25/2020 3:39:59 PM

Marv!

Central PA

Iceman and Porkchop have applied for admission to the cucumber board and actually went so far as to submit actual pictures in their application! Come to the cucumber board to see them. Both were ultimately rejected. If you view the pictures you will see why. Pffffffffffffttttttttt. Sorry Iceman, really sorry. Porkchop, not so much.

3/25/2020 4:33:23 PM

Porkchop(team sLamMer)

Central NY

Lol

3/25/2020 6:51:33 PM

Porkchop(team sLamMer)

Central NY

I just doubled checked...you were the one soliciting photos...gross...

3/25/2020 6:57:14 PM

iceman

Eddyz@efirehose.net

LOL yes he was, and we are on the cucumber wall of shame now

3/25/2020 6:58:33 PM

bnot

Oak Grove, Mn

Maybe I can make it to the cucumber board this year:

http://www.bigpumpkins.com/Diary/DiaryViewOne.asp?eid=312405

I wouldnt be too concerned about Eddy or Porkchop, they dont know how to grow anything anyway.

I think i would upgrade from the pins....knitting needles seems more appropiate :)

3/25/2020 9:06:19 PM

Marv!

Central PA

bnot is in.

3/25/2020 9:55:21 PM

spudder

Now we find out .Eddy has an onion board. Now that Eddy and Porkchop have spilled the beans on the cucumber board, more secret sites are being revealed.
I just don't want to qualify for lamchops' dunlopped board.

3/26/2020 12:19:44 PM

iceman

Eddyz@efirehose.net

lol spudder neither do I but I'm sure MARV does (droop)

3/26/2020 12:27:27 PM

bnot

Oak Grove, Mn

Marv has the cucumber board, qtip has the carrot board, eddie has the onion board, We might need an investigative reporter to uncover what more secret societies exist on BP.

3/26/2020 4:34:20 PM

Marv!

Central PA

By this time Ken may be thinking that he needs to send all of somewhere. I once got banned from Tomatoville.

3/26/2020 6:11:11 PM

bnot

Oak Grove, Mn

Ken probably can't get up off the floor from laughing. How is it that all these secret societies exist around people that have been active of these boards for many years. New theory...maybe the secret boards has a time requirement.

3/26/2020 6:35:56 PM

spudder

An anonymous source just sent me a picture of the secret cucumber society Grand Cucumber Master in his ceremonial robe. Can anyone verify this to be authentic?

http://www.bigpumpkins.com/Diary/DiaryViewOne.asp?eid=312420

3/26/2020 7:45:56 PM

iceman

Eddyz@efirehose.net

Oh Dude that sure does look like Marv

3/26/2020 8:01:15 PM

Marv!

Central PA

Spudder, you are killing me. That sort of looks like Porkchop to me. Iceman, you will pay. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but you will pay. Iceman, need any cucumber seeds? Recall that I sent out quite a few awhile back.

3/26/2020 9:07:09 PM

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