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South Hill, Virginia

Now that the weighoffs are over and fightin' season has begun I thought I would post some ideas of how you can entertain yourself during the offseason.


1) Cuss someone, but remember to mispell all the bad words. Call me a jackass and I'll get mad, call me at jacka$$ and I'll think it's a compliment.

2) Don't think before you post. When you get pissed...oh errrr....I mean pi$$ed, type the first thing that comes into your head.

3) If you are itching for a fight try mentioning how you like to win prize money. The pumpkin growing community is strictly socalist so any mention of capitalist ideals will rain hell down on you.

4) Offer to sell a hot seed you don't have then see how many people publically denounce you on the message board but privately e-mail you asking how much you're looking for.

5) Whenever someone makes a post asking for a big name seed follow it up by posting that you would like one too. Who knows, maybe someone is giving away hot seeds and they have more than one. Here is an example.....

Joze: Looking for a 501 Beachy
svrichb: me too

or....

Joze: Looking for a 1097 Beachy
svrichb: me too

6) Post that you think the 1385 Daletas was a GPC squash.

7) Post that the seeds from your 88 pound pumpkin are ready and follow it up with a request for a 723 Bobier.

8) Post that there are seeds for sale on eBay but then give the auction number for someone selling vibrating butt plugs.

9) Butt into a thread and announce you are offended and will be leaving this site forever then see how many people will apologize.

10) Hang out in the Featured Grower Chatroom until someone shows up and then start giving a presentation.

11/7/2003 1:22:45 PM

Indiana

How come I am involved in everyone's examples today ;-). I'm looking for some 1097.5, too. Get back with me and lets see if we can trade some other 1097.5's or maybe a 1385 for 2 of them.

Tom Beachy
PS Loking for 783 Daletas, 723 Bobier, and 846 Calai. Got lots to trade including 1061 Pukos and 1024 Pukos. Not even I (been known to be a weasel) can find the infamous 723 and 846 anymore........

PSS Clinton, if you want seeds this winter Email me and I wont get mad at you if you trade them at some point. Its your mistake if one of them does well.

11/7/2003 1:33:46 PM

canal winchester ohio

Brent, I'm offended at your whole post & I think I'll kick your %^(*$#@ a$$.....oops forgive me...I was typing outloud again.
And after someone gives Tom a 783 can I have one ( I'm working out a trade for a 783 in exchange for a vibrating plug).

11/7/2003 1:43:53 PM

ipswich, ma usa

Man

Winter is definetly upon us. :). Brent you forgot one!! Hope you don't mind if I add it to your list.

11) Tell Pappy and the other southern growers that you cant weigh'em when you want to. All pumkins must now be weighed only at the Topsfield fairgrounds to be considered for GPC pumpkin money and "official weights" Just trying to help out.
:)


John (5150)

11/7/2003 2:32:29 PM

nice post jacka$$. ha ha.

11/7/2003 2:33:44 PM

Connecticut, USA

We should make this part of the sumission policy!

11/7/2003 3:18:04 PM

North Ga

Brent that is pretty sneaky of you trying to get those Beachy seeds you mentioned by starting this thread. You should be flogged!!! LOL
Ok John, any place I weigh a fruit I will have a fancy sign saying "TOPSFIELD FAIRGROUNDS" GPC approved scales available!! LOL

11/7/2003 3:18:49 PM

Utah

hey Brenth@le...
sorrby buddie oh buddiy of mine... but i have to be honestly but i'can't in that your steeling my idea-ers ... so honeslty here is the full manure on it....
i've sluggested and tried numbers 9, 10 and & 11 in you oboriginal post.
9#...but each and effery time i get OFFENNEDED and tried to leave i gets tons, and I mean ilek 5 or 6... each time... of emails telling me to go just aways to go stay.
11# ... how many time do we have to go thruw this !!! everybody ones knos the truth hear so i'll not go on....an on... excpet ot say i'm honest and you ALL should be sending some if if fact ALL of your seeds to me.
10$... know one showss up to here how i wasn't able to grow anything at all this yeaer due do diseeses, csritters, pestalanvce, drought, hot wether, bugs, drawght, and disease ! no body wants to hear my what id did or ddindn't doo or not do or did or what i am or will be planning to do or not to do to my soil, in the pasts, now or in the future time frame.

thanks
godron

ps is anybody have a 14OO pennachelli i'd like to get sone... for my soon to be newly formed newly asso@ciati@n.

sorry to have to explained all this ro you in fromt of the grouop in a pots ... but i feel the neeed to let everyone else on and/or of off the Big Pumpkin as to when your all about. nothing personall...K.O> ? buudy ? ! but like i siad to you you before this is you cann't have you pie an deat it two. i know youu'l undrstand.
:)
gordon

11/7/2003 4:08:50 PM

Utah

I'm looking for a 1400 Pennaspachelli also.
THX !!!
gorodn

11/7/2003 4:16:35 PM

Utah

aren't we all !
no affence intended but why odn't you look for somethings that you can handle and is't out of your growing ablitities ! !! ? just my opooinion. :L
g1t

11/7/2003 4:18:39 PM

Key West, FL

d@mn conservatives.....

11/7/2003 4:34:10 PM

[email protected]

Oh Sh{t.! Looks like the flaming liberal commies will turn this into a moderated message board looooonnnngggg before spring arrives. LOL

11/7/2003 5:47:01 PM

[email protected]

This has to be the froggin funniest thread since the time line I posted 4 or 5 years ago when we were just an emailing list through Mallorn and there was only about 50 of us!

my favorite that made me laugh out loud.

8) Post that there are seeds for sale on eBay but then give the auction number for someone selling vibrating butt plugs.

11/7/2003 5:49:09 PM

Garden State Pumpkins

Richey, Richy, Ric%$#ie, you still don't get it Brent!!!How many times do we have to tell ya ....This is a fun family site and no one ever takes this pumpkin stuff serious... some see it green some see it as orange....sorta agree with carlos there....anybody ever find out what happened to the poor dog? ROTFLMAO!!! great thread....if the thread continues I bet it ends up with something to do with Iraq...needs about 20 more posts and you won't remember that it was started in fun.......ahhh..it was in fun...wasn't it?

11/7/2003 6:34:49 PM

Menomonie, WI ([email protected])

Hey Brent you are killing me.
(8) was so flipping funny.

11/7/2003 6:42:45 PM

Appalachian Mtns.

Ya'll suck...anybody wanna buy a 1752 Little...OK, in all seriousness, how bout'a 307# 709.5 McCallum X 951 Castellucci? Yea, yea, wish yourself.
Kiss my app
and Southern growers can weigh anytime they want too and you can't do a thing about it...HA!

11/7/2003 7:07:36 PM

In the shade - PDX, OR

What about the message chaos theory?

Can't we shift the focus to the Total Lunar Eclipse?

This one time when I was at band camp, there was a lunar eclipse and some one told me I was supposed to plant, harvest spread manure and take my soil sample all durning the full moon.

vibrating buTT plugs on eBay? wheres the link?

11/7/2003 7:28:27 PM

In the shade - PDX, OR

I like how there is now a squash post and there are people hangin out in the feature growers chat...


LOL good post Brent.

11/7/2003 7:29:19 PM

Tipp City, Ohio

My seeds are ready from my 42 lb squash. Anyone have an extra 801 Stelts in their sock drawer I'm listening, but you might have to throw something else in that is proven cause these seeds are not for hoardin ther fer growen.

P.S. The 42 lber is open pollinated so they won't last long......

By the way, if no one wants any of my seeds, then I am leaving this site forever, I mean really dosent everyone want a 42lber in their collection?

11/7/2003 8:50:56 PM

Kuna, Id.

No butt plugs left I bought them all. They work great on the gophers, the vibrating underground lets you know how close they are to your prized 30# pumpkin seed. Getting them into the gopher is a trick you have to stand on the back of there heads lift there tails...........and well you figure the rest out on you own.
Ken

11/7/2003 10:49:12 PM

Sequim, WA

Wow! You have a 30# pumpkin seed??? Someone call Guiness!!

11/8/2003 1:30:14 AM

Montoursville, PA

At this 'ole doc's age who needs a butt plug? My shakey hand is costing a fortune in shake insulating or vibration insulating soft Scotts. For awhile there when it first started I thought an osculating wipe could get interesting.
Damn...saw myself in a mirrow one day and discovered the cheek rouge was not rose colored. Started using more Scotts to get back to natural cheek skin tones. Most of ya all have this to look forward to. So just don't get old.

11/8/2003 6:02:37 AM

Utah

FYI... ref... lmno ....
www.paramountpleasures.co.uk/expandable_butt.html

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/11/06/lunar.eclipse.ap/index.html

www.democrats.org/

www.rushlimbaugh.com/

www.guinness.ie/

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

http://www.bigpumpkins.com/PumpkinTracker/PTPumpkinDetail.asp?pid=63

and some of MY web sites....

http://xtremerider0.tripod.com/hardcoreriders/id6.html
please sponser me !!!

http://www.xtrememusician.com/info/artists/profiles/5301.html
http://www.filmbug.com/db/343290

http://www.pumpkinnook.com/tanner.htm

http://www.stoel.com/asp/resumes/resume.asp?rs_name=GWT261

11/8/2003 9:44:41 AM

Utah

FYI... ref... lmno ....
www.paramountpleasures.co.uk/expandable_butt.html

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/11/06/lunar.eclipse.ap/index.html

www.democrats.org/

www.rushlimbaugh.com/

www.guinness.ie/

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

http://www.bigpumpkins.com/PumpkinTracker/PTPumpkinDetail.asp?pid=63

and some of MY web sites....

http://xtremerider0.tripod.com/hardcoreriders/id6.html
please sponser me !!!

http://www.xtrememusician.com/info/artists/profiles/5301.html
http://www.filmbug.com/db/343290

http://www.pumpkinnook.com/tanner.htm

http://www.stoel.com/asp/resumes/resume.asp?rs_name=GWT261

11/8/2003 9:45:44 AM

Greencastle, PA

how offensive... shame on all of you.

11/8/2003 2:53:32 PM

Greencastle, PA

esspacially you brent, you jacka$$ lol

11/8/2003 2:54:18 PM

Knopp, Germany

i will not entertain this thread with a post. now let's just stop it now!!!

11/9/2003 3:33:10 AM

Deer Park WA

You all need to get out their and build/stir up a compost heap, or something!

11/9/2003 3:41:35 AM

Itzetown City

Spoilsporters!

11/9/2003 5:16:56 AM

Long Island,New York

Now I know where I should be going for my manure.......

11/9/2003 8:23:41 AM

Knopp, Germany

Werner you're right, I shouldn't be a spoiled sport. I apologize to all. This will be the last post I ever make. BTW my 150 olsen 03 seeds are dry, willing to trade for a 845 bobier or 712 Kuhn, serious replies only......

11/9/2003 9:03:42 AM

[email protected]

Top ten reasons this manure in here is not good for my patch (For you G)
10. I don't have a truck big enough to handle this amount of manure.
9. This manure is so new, it wont be useable for a few years (very hot!)
8. It is piled so high, No one can reach the top of the pile anymore.
7. Jacka$$ manure is very low in nutrients.
6. This manure leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I sample it.
5. Too many butt plugs located the manure pile itself.
4. This manure has no milk base in it. I use milk to grow my big ones.
3. Not sure how bull manure came from Jacka$$es (said in very comical overtone!)
2. This organic matter, after the winter is over, has no value at all, and serves no purpose.

and the number one reason this manure is not good for my patch.......

1. It will make all my fruit turn 25 percent green and I will not know ifI have a pumpkin or a squash!

Editors note: The author of this message board posting, and all associates in conjunction with the compilation of information used her in are not to be taken seriously as this posting is a lame attempt of creating some fun at the winter bickering months we are enduring and are about to dive deeper into between now and next April. Management reserves the right to hold liable any parties attempting to duplicate, rebroadcast, or copy, with out the the express written consent of ESPN, and Major League Baseball.

11/9/2003 10:25:24 AM

ontario

G.........no don't get your manure from here.....to many pathogens......your soil don't need anymore LMAO

11/9/2003 1:39:56 PM

Long Island,New York

hey...it might kill the nasties in my patch ! I'd rather deal with a patch with an attitude problem than a patch with a rhizoctonia problem !!....LOL.....G

11/9/2003 2:46:33 PM

Deer Park, WI

Brilliant post Brent. Hat's off to you buddy. This post certainly has accomplished one thing...the coining of a new term in the pumpkin world...Jackass manure. lol. Basically, mine and Tom's whole business was built on the distribution of jackass manure.

11/10/2003 9:42:56 AM

That State Up North

Offseason entertainment reached an all time low on Thanksgiving, mind boggling, the world's greatest featured grower chat ever, if you weren't there, you missed out, but consider yourself lucky

Nic Welty

11/27/2003 7:47:36 PM