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Grim (your's truly) was silently stealthing in the slippery shadows if his driveway. Grim was waiting the return of his 7 year old Power Ranger & his best friend the military commando. And watching. Fourteen year old "pumks" were heard approaching. Three males. Two females. Home pumks from another hood. The second approaching pumk was heard to kick the 707 Toftness progeny breaking it's spewing face into many pieces called Elmer. Grim removes himself from the shadows. The ensuing fracas was heard to many. 707 Toftness progeny Elmer chunks were heard to land about the upper extremities of fleeing Pumks. Grim celebrated with a Taliskar single malt on a single cube. All remains well in the slippery shadows of urbania. About 120 good kids rewarded for their efforts without further incident. Festivities continued unabated until all treats are spent.

Grim loves Halloween.

Grim

11/1/2003 12:28:11 PM

Brillion Wisconsin

Steve, I think its time for your video making career to start. Get out of pesticide sales and start making movies. Do AG's grow good in Hollywood??? Dean o

11/1/2003 1:48:08 PM

Western Pa.

Like, Oh my Goddddddddd!

11/1/2003 2:06:12 PM

Webster, NY

3 cheers for Grim. Let's hope the punks don't return at a later date and do you some more damage.

11/1/2003 2:50:03 PM

Woodburn, Indiana

oh my

11/1/2003 3:49:21 PM

Whidbey Island

Reminds me of the time a few years ago I drove up just in time to see my best carved beauty being carried off into some punks' car. I ran up to their still open window, reached in and smashed the pumpkin all to pieces while is was still on the kids lap. Now how do you think they explained pumpkin guts on the seat cushions to Daddy when they got the car home?

11/1/2003 5:47:32 PM

Topsfield, Ma.

Grim, ROFLMAO ! Thank you. Surveillance still on high alert
here for the nite after. Duff

11/1/2003 7:02:40 PM

Key West, FL

ok I admit it, it was me.

11/1/2003 7:26:41 PM

Kenyon, Mn.

WAY TO GO TREMOR!! This won't work with our thick skinned Giants;but, once when I was young,after the punks bashed my jack'o' several times, I "added" hat pins,straight pins and nails,from the inside out,on a new one! Found it on the sidewalk next morning, but no bandaged hands at school!

11/2/2003 10:30:29 PM

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New results are in. Grim 2 Pumks 0. Overweight & under educated pumks today spend too much time playing Nintendo & not enough time playing baseball. Two eggs missed their marks. Pathetic results were my driveway skirt & a Blue Spruce. Not a notable accomplishment considering the intended targets were an F-150 & a house. Two fairly easy targets so near as Grim can figure. Obviously these fat little pumks are fine examples of why we have a strong lobby in this country for social welfare programs.

Remember now. Tuesday is Election Day. Don't forget to get out & cast a ballot for some nice conservatives so these little lards have to get out & lose some weight.

Grim detests incompetence.

Grim

11/2/2003 10:57:07 PM

Utah

so what's in the plans for next year ? you have to think bigger and better.
maybe a paintball rifle with fluorescent orange paint balls ?

11/3/2003 12:21:24 PM

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Maybe some Jack-B-Littles in a cannon?

11/3/2003 9:22:36 PM

New Brunswick

Good for you Tremor!....a lovely doe deer was jacked halloween nite just below our house. We never heard a thing! There were punks just down the road throwing rocks at the firetruck trying to put out a tire fire built on the corner of the two roads....but my two pumpkin beauties sitting in our driveway remain intact to this day! Watched over by our Akita!

11/5/2003 10:06:46 PM