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Cincinnati,OH

My favorite answers to the question, How DID you grow it so big ?

#1 I don't know, it just grew there.
#2 I grew it on top of an artisian well.
#3 Milk of course, lots of it, 3 or 4 gallons a day.
#4 Beer is a must, heavy dark beer is the best, A 12 pack
per day
#5 Night fertilizer, every night. Grower must consume a
6 pack of beer.
#6 Miracle Grow, absolutely, recommended rate is for
peas, were growing pumpkins! use at least a gallon per
day straight from the jug.
#7 Radiation, yes in moderation, a dozen smoke detector
batteries will do wonders.
#8 PGH, Pumpkin growth hormone, They sell it at Wal-Mart.
#9 Genetic engineering, I just splice in a few genes from a
whale.
#10 Mind control, Is that real?, Why yes young Skywalker,
it weighs 2,800 lbs.
#11 I got the seeds from someone named Jack. He was
mumbling something about how they were supposed to be
bean seeds.

10/8/2003 7:28:37 PM

Western NY

#12 yes, you do have to keep turning them to keep them round. and yes, i can lift 900 pounds with my bare hands.

10/8/2003 7:47:11 PM

Key West, FL

#13 yes, it took more than one seed to grow it.
#14 yes, I inject steroids into the vine.

10/8/2003 7:49:50 PM

Liverpool , England

Yoooooo Sas,
Neighbour asked me how long it took to dig out my 743lber.... he thought it grew underground like a potato.

Alun

10/8/2003 8:20:40 PM

Morris, Connecticut

#15 Took me 4 years to get it that big...

10/8/2003 8:22:00 PM

northern indiana

Anchient chinese secret!

10/8/2003 9:07:50 PM

Applegate, Oregon

#16 I used the same pharmasist as Arnold.
#17 I fed it with stuff I got from the GNC.
#18 I grew it in my pool hydroponically.
#18 No, Didn't have to lift it...just cut the vines cuz I grew it in the back of the truck.

10/8/2003 9:35:17 PM

Mastic Beach, New York

#19 is it REAL!!! nope here's your sign...lmao

10/8/2003 9:47:08 PM

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# 20... Havent you seen the movie "Cocoon"?

# 21... Thats not a pumpkin.. see this spec of green.. this is a squash....

# 22... I started growing them because I wanted something to stress about after my relaxing summer.

# 24... You should have seen the one that got away..

# 25... Anyone can grow 1000 pounders.. But try and grow 500 pounders year in and year out.. I have that one mastered..

# 26... I grow them to get rich..

10/8/2003 10:03:11 PM

Key West, FL

lol @ dale @ #16!!!!

10/8/2003 10:04:21 PM

colorado

lol@#21

10/8/2003 11:19:30 PM

Aberdeen, SD

#27 ummm what pumpkin?

#28 that is really a large weird shaped tomato

10/9/2003 12:09:52 AM

Caceres, mid west of Spain

#29 I don't know; it was just a little blossom yesterday.

10/9/2003 12:42:43 AM

Applegate, Oregon

#30 Naw, it just a tumor I had removed yesterday.

10/9/2003 1:00:17 AM

Sequim, WA

#31 No, it's not real, I made it out of dirt, horse poop, water, and sunshine.
#32 I had the soil trucked in from the Hanford Nuclear Facility.

10/9/2003 1:10:49 AM

Itzetown City

#33 Completely simply, do the same like your wife with their back, rubs it each day with toilet papier.

10/9/2003 4:14:10 AM

Billerica,Massachusetts

#34 Viagra

10/9/2003 8:08:55 AM

Wa

#35 No you can't eat them, there poisonous

10/9/2003 11:37:35 AM

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# 36... Pumpkin weight and pie making ability are directly proportional... If it weighs 1000 pounds, you can make 1000 pies...

10/9/2003 3:56:51 PM

Tacoma, WA

Tiller and Darrell.....Only Lincoln could convince me that his soil was trucked in from Hanford! ;>)

Stan

10/9/2003 4:49:15 PM

White Plains, NY

#37 it's top secret

10/9/2003 5:32:59 PM

Bristol, ME ([email protected])

#38 When it started to really grow I fed it stray cats..

10/9/2003 6:24:39 PM

North Ga

#39.. This little bitty thing?

10/9/2003 6:43:04 PM

Indiana

#40 I found it growing next to a peice of the space shuttle

10/9/2003 6:45:15 PM

Key West, FL

People actually ask this stuff?

10/9/2003 7:49:19 PM

[email protected]

#41 No she grew me, but Mama's had a tough go of it lately.

10/9/2003 9:00:30 PM

Western NY

#42 yes, i know i could be a millionaire if i would grow pot like that.

10/9/2003 9:48:49 PM

Paradise Mountain, New York

# 43 Does Country Music really make them grow

10/9/2003 11:10:23 PM

Aberdeen, SD

the best answer i could come up with would be stolen from an old movie.. night of the living dead.. so without further ado......
#44 BRAINS!!!!! need more brains!!!!

10/10/2003 12:39:28 AM

Itzetown City

#45 As we all know from the Giga-hyper-terra-Computer "BIG THOUGHT", the answer of all thoose stupid questions .......is simply "42".

10/10/2003 2:29:25 AM

Commack, NY

LMAO@ANdy! LOL

10/10/2003 7:32:29 AM

Greencastle, PA

andy, you'd be the president's best friend too...

10/10/2003 11:10:47 AM

#46. Sure, you can have a seed. But I am not sure it will fit in your backpack.

10/10/2003 11:46:41 AM

North Ga

#47....What the heck is that!?

10/10/2003 1:29:49 PM

From Oblivian? Anywhere near that Hildebrand guy? :)

10/10/2003 2:09:06 PM

colorado

lol :)

10/10/2003 2:13:35 PM