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Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

I am launching an all out attack on Joe Scherber! He is in violation of owning some kind of chemicals that produce snow for his Denver snow making machine! I am outraged how he can use these weapons of mass snow destruction for his own benefit, while the civilians of Colorado Springs suffer with continued drought and no snow! Inspectors have discovered possible devices capable of producing snow of mass destruction, and Joe Scherber must be behind this! Evidence of this is mounting now, as Colorado Springs civilians watch Denver civilians get destroyed by 2-4 feet of snow, while only 2-4 inches were reported by innocent drought stricken civilians of the Springs! Sherber has 48 hours to leave Denver or SEVERE action will be taken!

3/19/2003 10:47:14 PM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

Before I wake up to a bunch of postings saying I'm not taking the war serious, let me just say this posting was all in fun. I wrote this to shed some humor on how weird Colorado can be, and not to make fun of the fact we have gone to war. War is nothing funny, period. Weather isn't funny to Springs residents either right now, but all growers know how to roll with the punches and laugh sometimes at the hand mother nature deals us. The fact we are at war, and things are serious, does not mean we should not go about our daily lives, nor should we abandon trying to spread humor around. These are trying times, and everyone should do their best to bring a smile to their fellow American. That's all I am trying to do, please do not misunderstand the intentions of my posting. I am 100% behind world peace, as well as all military and countries involved. What ever needs to be done to get back to world peace, I hope it happens quickly, and innocent people need not have to endure prolonged suffering. And for Joe's Chemical snow making machine, well, that's another story! LOL!!! Marc

3/19/2003 11:40:07 PM

porterville, calif.

I guess he will see some snow bunnies. Is there any such thing as snow pumpkins?

3/20/2003 12:17:08 AM

Deer Park WA

Marc, Beware the Ides of March............ I hope Joe S. has his patch preped as you seem poised Bro...

3/20/2003 1:19:35 AM

syracuse, ny

hey, Sequoia---SNUMPKINS!
and, concerning Joe Scherber's gizmo---will he be doing any
OVERHEAD watering with it?? about 4 seconds per plant, i would think??

3/20/2003 2:19:08 AM