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South Hill, Virginia

All they all happen right here:)

10) Why do people get their panties in a bunch every time money is legally exchanged for seed? In a capitalist society money is exchanged for goods and services...like it or not, that is the way it works. If this bothers you maybe you should consider relocating to some Third World country where you just forage for what you need.

9) Why do people think they can end a thread simply by saying it. Haven't you realized that saying a thread is over is more than enough motivation for someone to make one more post?

8) Do people realize that Ken D and John D are actually two different people?

7) Why do people want a 723 Bobier when they have a six by six patch of hardpan and no shovel?

6) What kind of community can have a guy from Long Island being friends with a country boy from Georgia while everyone else is pissed at each other?

5) Why to people intentionally mispell profanity like $hit? Are some of those easily offended people actually less offended when you do this? If so, then this is for all the people I've offended in the past..."kiss my a$$".

4) How come the only people that object to prize money are the ones that don't win any?

3) How come I've looked at the pics Jerry Rose posted of his manure pile at least 10 times already? Why am I going to go look at them again right now? Why can't I have that manure pile? Maybe some of the "everything should be free" crowd can try to shame him into hauling it over to my house.

2) Why do people think it's okay to post something really offensive as long as they end it with the words "no offense"? "West Virginians are a bunch of buck toothed inbreds.....no offense".

and finally.....

1) How come everytime someone gets offended they threaten to leave the site or stop posting? How come they never really leave and they never really stop posting?

Ooops I almost forgot....no offense. Let the hate mail begin...

1/9/2003 11:18:49 AM

North Ga

LMAO!!! Brent. The "George Carlin" of our pumpkin world!! LOL!!!!

1/9/2003 11:29:37 AM

ipswich, ma usa

Ataboy Brent.

Don't tell them you go and pick up your manure in a huge gas-guzzling 72 ford with no mufflers while eating big macs and throwing out the styrofoam containers onto the road. Once your done with that you might "offend" someone with smoking a Marlboro. :)

John (5150)

1/9/2003 11:40:31 AM

Knopp, Germany

svrichb, you a funny guy, no offense intended....german pumpkin

1/9/2003 12:19:57 PM

[email protected]

LMAROTC!!!!

This one's gonna get ugly!

But I enjoyed it. Thanks Brent.

Steve

1/9/2003 12:23:32 PM

Washington, The Evergreen State

If you were actually posting about pumpkins there svrichb I think that some of the words you used in one of your sentences would of actually been more like "...are the product of inbreeding." If you want to open the flood gates to the hate mail there svrichb you better be able to swim.

1/9/2003 12:40:11 PM

Garden State Pumpkins

Lets end this right here! No Offense! LOL

1/9/2003 12:56:59 PM

Pulaski Tn [email protected]

hEY, I'M POSED TO BE THE COMIC HERE.. GOT BACK TO FIGURING HOW MANY GALLONS PER YEAR YOUR HIGH TECH REDNECK WATERIN SYSTEM PUTS OUT...HEHEHE

1/9/2003 1:29:49 PM

Kuna, Id.

Brent I'm very offended by your opinion and think you should keep your opinions to yourself, as I care not what you think. I'm done with this site and it's all your fault.I will never post here again.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:00:19 PM

Kuna, Id.

Like I said I'm never posting here again.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:00:51 PM

Kuna, Id.

I really mean it.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:01:16 PM

Kuna, Id.

I'm not coming back.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:01:56 PM

Kuna, Id.

I'm done.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:02:31 PM

Kuna, Id.

Brent,I'm very sorry I hope i did not offend you. So now that I have made a a$$ of myself I will leave this site with my own shame.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:07:46 PM

Kuna, Id.

I'm really leaving.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:08:47 PM

Kuna, Id.

No more posting from me.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:17:00 PM

Kuna, Id.

I mean it.
Ken

1/9/2003 2:17:40 PM

North Ga

Maybe a "Venting" message board would work here. That way anybody that is easily offended can just bypass any threads there. "For digruntled growers only." LOL!!!

1/9/2003 3:06:24 PM

North Ga

disgruntled

1/9/2003 3:08:31 PM

Knopp, Germany

disgruntled growers!what is your promblem pappy!

1/9/2003 3:09:29 PM

Garden State Pumpkins

you guys are to much!! Thanks for the humor! chuck

1/9/2003 3:17:06 PM

Appalachian Mtns.

I'm just a difficult to deal with Southern redneck, white trailer trash SOB with an attitude problem. Anybody got a problem with that?

1/9/2003 6:57:37 PM

Aberdeen, SD

yes i do kyle. i take offense at your attitude and portrayal of southern people. i have roots in the south .. while i may be adopted into the northern scheme of things.. the south is where i have true roots. now mind you i have tried to deal with you on trades and the like.. while i realize i am a newbie to this whole sport and what not.. i do see what i see.. and what i see here is a lil person trying to be big and all. what some one needs to do is spank you and put you into your place. i resisted posting to you lil issue with regards to trading and what not. and i will not put my issues here.. if you wish to take this private you can reach me at the following email addy.. [email protected]
now i know it will be a stretch for you to type all that in.. don't be afraid to try it.. i know you will be annoyed with this post.. but frankly i don't care right now.. .. if anyone wants my seeds list.. email me at the listed address.. btw.. anyone who grows AG's and is close to south dakota.. gimme an email i have something that might intrest you... granted it is kinda like a bribe.. but i am getting married in may.. and am looking for people who might wanna come see my happy behind get hitched.. lol
anyway kyle.. you abuse people who have less than you do... oh btw kyle.. you wanna trade.. gimme your entire collection for my houghton 1337 '02 teee heee... wanna play games? i was in the marine corps.. let's party buddy :)

1/9/2003 7:26:59 PM

Aberdeen, SD

pardon moi.. lol but i have been having a happy day right about now :)

1/9/2003 7:27:56 PM

huntsburg,ohio

brent that was funny.maybe i'll haul some more manure next week and post some more pictures to tease a little.maybe i'll role in it a little.jerry

1/9/2003 8:52:37 PM

Appalachian Mtns.

Yo Dincubus, you wanna piece of me? I'm the trailer trash wrestling champ here in my little corner of paradise.
And I take great offense that I abuse those with less than me...I also like to abuse those who have what I never will. How you like them apples huh? I may be lil' but I got a size 23 foot that's made the local paper for kickin' a dog 87 feet. How ya like me now?
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it had been invented anywhere else it woulda' been called teethbrush.
And I'm not annoyed by your post, I'm too stupid to know what it says, much less what it means.
I'll send that list right on to ya', just don't tell anyone they're all stolen.
Ya'll come on over to Tennessee...where men are men and sheep run scared.

1/9/2003 9:10:14 PM

Herndon, VA

As always, Brent, well said.

1/9/2003 9:10:22 PM

Appalachian Mtns.

And I got your daddy...already got a 1337 and I'm in the National Guard. (They give us real guns you know)

1/9/2003 9:11:46 PM

Montoursville, PA

dincubus 'ya be careful where you pick up 'yer soap. Might better leave it where it is for a little. LMAO

1/9/2003 10:49:59 PM

Aberdeen, SD

yeah yeah doc.. lol like i said i was having a bad day. i apologize to the group for my outburst. it was not the best form i could have went with. if i had issues i should have taken them private. i do apologize once again

1/9/2003 11:38:55 PM

Lake Stevens, WA, USA

Rich, Just when I thought things were quieting down into a dull and boring winter, you come out of nowhere and type that wonderful list. You are the master!!!! I barely consider myself worthy to read your posts. I worship the ground you walk on sir!

Don't ever change.

David

1/10/2003 2:13:12 AM

Appalachian Mtns.

Dincubus....are you serious? You know you can private e-mail me if you truly have issues.

1/10/2003 7:03:25 AM

Myrtle Creek, Oregon

Hey I'm from the south (South eastern Idaho).
I'm not shure but were should I take duh fence.
<;-)

1/10/2003 9:18:45 AM