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Western Pa.

I'm tired of people asking for the Bobier 723 and 845, the Calai 846 and the Stelts 801.5, the Mombert 567.5, AND ALL THE OTHERS! I am only interested in the seed that will produce an 1800# pumpkin next season! (No more, no less!) It must be big and orange, and must cause all who see it drop to the ground (and writh on the ground like a fish out of water),in TOTAL AWE! For this, I am willing to trade my farm, $10(maybe $15), a bottle of booze(of your choice), a hooker(or two), an enormous collection of seeds, and I'll EVEN throw in Heavyhitters' 4X4 G.M.C. van and all the seeds he has offered, as well as anything else I can cough up! (mortality not included). Seed must have a written guarantee, including an unlimited warranty. Serious offers only, please! Don't hold back on me!

p.s. I'm also throwing in a 1964 Pontiac Catalina, interior is cherry!

kilr

11/15/2002 1:08:50 AM

Sequim, WA

What size engine in the Catalina and is it an automatic?

11/15/2002 1:45:19 AM

Knopp, Germany

LMAO, you think I'm giving up the only seed I got? Geez.

11/15/2002 3:15:46 AM

Webster, NY

No problem Kilr, send me a bbl pack and I'll send you a seed. When it grows the 1800 pounder, you can pay me.

11/15/2002 7:01:50 AM

Southern Illinois

after reading your post i had to look for the 567.5,i did not mention that one there are only 1,but there are 5 self 567.5.

11/15/2002 7:19:37 AM

Kansas City, MO

I have your seed. It is currently baking within my nuclear reactor awaiting final genetic manipulation. You'll need a small crane to plant it.

11/15/2002 8:04:15 AM

Tipp City, Ohio

Are rear mirror hanging dice included in the Catalina?

11/15/2002 9:18:53 AM

South Hill, Virginia

Maybe that seed is the 440 Kilbert and I'm guessing you already have a couple of those:)

11/15/2002 9:30:08 AM

Kentucky - USA

Would one of my ag seeds that would produce 1800 one pound "jack be littles" do? I had to do alot of culling this year..hehe..

I would most definately trade one of those for the Catalina.I would use it next season to pull a trailer with the new world record pumpkin around. I would really be cruising then!!

Tim

11/15/2002 10:28:06 AM

Gehenna

Do you have any thing else you would like to trade?

Lucifer.

11/15/2002 10:31:46 AM

Sequim, WA

lmao Lucy, the screen was bouncing up and down my mouse hand was shaking so hard. That Cati sweetened it enough for me, I just want an automatic and a big block. I have his seed, he'll just need to plant it and grow it in Washington. It's a little too warm were he is for those results,and where you are it's useless to even try.

11/15/2002 10:43:25 AM

Caceres, Spain

I know an old nice lady who could find your seed, Kilr. I tell you what are we going to do: get all the seeds (I mean ALL the seeds from ALL the people), order them in a flat, laaaaaaaaaaarge place, each seed wiht a specific number. OK? Then send me all the gifts you have offered and you'll receive a green enveloppe with the correct number. After that, you'll have the 1800 seed, Then give it to Geneva to plant it.
Don

11/15/2002 2:28:52 PM