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Upstate NY

If one is to look at Pumpkinut's photo, it is quite clear to see how he grows da big ones. It's all sideways! Next year I'm going to plant all my seeds horizontal! <G>

(for humor only, do not try this at home)

10/11/2002 7:28:39 PM

Montoursville, PA

The secret is to plant two plants divided by an elephant pie 6 19/17ths below the surface. The two roots will lurch for the goodies. They will bond as one never knowing the difference. The castaway plant is cut not pulled. This leaves giant animal poop feeding two American Giant root systems that have become one. One does not really does need to know his poop to accomplish this feat. To keep the illusion of gray and green from appearing mulch with two cardinals on June 20th before basketball. The red draws more heat to the patch and patterns color in the fruit. The natural result is somewhere between red and yellow. The seed trys to duplicate the size of animal from which commeth the poop. As reported to me in person at Eel Jock's Bar and Grill 11PM October 5th., 2002.

10/13/2002 10:33:50 AM