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Eddyz@efirehose.net

looking for 2 rolls of unused toilet paper Prefer Charmin
but will look at all options

3/11/2020 7:25:37 PM

Darn, I have Cashmere. I guess that wipes me out.

3/11/2020 7:41:40 PM

Thomas wv

I'll give you 2 and I'll throw in a half roll

3/11/2020 8:15:27 PM

Orient, Ohio

This is definitely a thread that would benefit from emojis lol

3/11/2020 8:50:55 PM

Prestonsburg,ky

I give 3 rolls and a small hand sanitizer

3/11/2020 8:51:56 PM

Colorado

Ill get you the Charmin and throw in a 55gal drum of hand sanitizer or any vegan food you like.......sorry........Thats all thats left at my grocery store.

3/11/2020 8:52:06 PM

Princeville, IL

How about a five gallon bucket of popcorn husks. They are pretty soft compared to ordinary corn husks. They are my backup plan. :)

3/11/2020 8:52:32 PM

Nova Scotia

Gently use bidet for the environmentally conscious AG grower!

3/11/2020 8:59:47 PM

Thomas wv

Everyone I had him at 2 1/2 rolls

3/11/2020 9:15:11 PM

Upa Creek, Mo

Two ply to handle corn remnants or will one ply suffice?

3/11/2020 9:21:26 PM

Georgia

Eddy seems pretty crafty. He could figure something out with drip tape.

3/11/2020 9:33:18 PM

Partlow,Va

Once the leaves get on the trees Eddie will probably pull the offer!

3/11/2020 10:24:51 PM

Partlow,Va

Sooo I have 2 cots off a bushel gourd graft plant and one roll charmin. Best I can do right now cause the maples have only budded out and gotta keep that last roll to get me to leaf stage!

3/11/2020 10:31:29 PM

Northern Cambria, Pa.

I bid 2 rolls plus an unopened can of Spam!

3/12/2020 7:59:49 AM

50 Acres

In hunting season, leaves in the bush come in handy. I,ll wait till the snow melts to make an offer. :>) Jim

3/12/2020 9:22:49 AM

2 rolls plus vacation I won in a raffle to china

3/12/2020 10:18:33 AM

Honesdale, Pennsylvania

A CAse of Corona

3/12/2020 10:50:57 AM

Wixom MI.

https://www.facebook.com/527827024360372/posts/829007177575687/

I have plenty for you to choose from in my panic room !!!

3/12/2020 1:02:42 PM

Colorado

A vintage corona typewriter and a six pack of corona-no case.

3/12/2020 1:24:25 PM

Wixom MI.

http://www.bigpumpkins.com/Diary/DiaryViewOne.asp?eid=312191

Im sorry choose from this panic room !!!

Put up the wrong post last time !!! Lol...:-)

3/12/2020 1:50:50 PM

North Of The Border

Really, toilet paper? Is it really that hard to get? It is an actual 2145 McMullen seed? I did not know that toilet paper was that expensive anywhere in the world.

3/12/2020 4:01:21 PM

Eddyz@efirehose.net

Yup ran out of sleeves and socks this morning

3/12/2020 6:29:11 PM

Mulino, Oregon

Wait a minute Eddy, you don't wear socks!

3/12/2020 6:31:48 PM

Eddyz@efirehose.net

oh crap now I have to explain to my wife where he socks are OOPPSS

3/12/2020 6:36:18 PM

Central NY

Totally thought this was a joke...out here. It’ll be a few weeks of poke through I guess...wash yer hands

3/12/2020 7:07:08 PM

Eddyz@efirehose.net

YES it is a joke only a joke, nothing but a joke so help me God

I am so done with the doom and gloom,

3/12/2020 7:59:22 PM

Central NY

#notworried #tabo #phillipinos #goodargument
https://youtu.be/bj6fCw-Sk_8

3/12/2020 8:27:15 PM

Barrington N.S. Canada

Trade you Eddy 6 pack angel soft for that 2145 seed.

3/12/2020 10:41:16 PM

Massachusetts

as a plumber I would like to say,,, flush everything you can get your hands on,, please, wet wipes , paper towels, ect..... im gonna be so rich!

3/13/2020 1:29:23 AM

Western Washington

"It's the perfect time to get the bidet of your dreams installed!" lol

3/13/2020 2:49:10 AM

Central Illinois

I've got rolls that are only used on one side

3/13/2020 5:35:57 AM

New business idea

TOILETPAPERBUDDY.COM

Just like GasBuddy for gas, you could be knowing where the cheapest toilet paper is along with better wiping tips etc. This could be worth billions to somebody.

3/13/2020 8:26:09 AM

Upa Creek, Mo

Spudder, that is pure genius. I’m in.

3/13/2020 10:25:26 PM

Western Washington

You'll need TP Testers to rate each brand by cost, softness, strength, effectiveness, etc, right? Please sign me up! Thanks!

3/13/2020 11:31:39 PM

Welch

i have two bushles of cowboy brand

6/5/2020 7:53:26 PM

Welch

I will trade 6 plants of HIGH POWER SUPER ICHWEED

6/5/2020 7:57:53 PM

Syracuse, NY

i think the contest is OVER, but re-read this whole thing; everybody's comments are super-funny---eg

6/6/2020 4:24:44 AM