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The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzel dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

9/4/2020 6:04:27 PM

Smallmouth (Team Ozark)


Was it the Mermaid queen king from the Democratic Convention?

9/4/2020 6:13:12 PM

Andy H

Brooklyn Corner, Nova Scotia

The Biden T-shirt was the embarrassment? I’m thinking this is a joke, if it is good one.

9/4/2020 9:42:23 PM

Frank and Tina

South East

oh.........a joke.......ha.....ha...ha.

9/5/2020 9:16:05 AM



I thought all Democrats use dazzel dust on their Eye lids
So this makes it TRUE.

9/5/2020 9:31:53 AM

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