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Monday, July 23, 2012 Princeton Joe Princeton Kentucky

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Announcing..........The next President of thee United Sta.......Sorry..This is Oliver AKA The Patch Man Oliver being the husband character from Green Acres. My Daughter and I built him yesterday because the deer are getting frisky with the Cantaloupe patch...(Deer are inspecting the darn things closer than I am). lol. Barreled out some fencing for the torso and limbs, he's got a heavy spring at the shoulder holding the makeshift solar powered lantern so it moves in the wind and the other arm is solid holding the "Upsidedown" bucket concealing the radio that blasts all day long with AM talk radio.."That would Frighten Off Anything in my Book". lol Please don't get emotional because I drilled a 2 1/2" hole in Duck Boots..they were dry cracked so its OK. The left leg has a 2 1/2" grey schedule 40 elect pvc pipe pressed with 6202 bearings inside that allow Oliver to swing around in the breeze 360 degrees (pipe goes all the way up to the chest area)...Thats about it..whats funny or stupid on my part is when we went back later in the evening to check the patch..every time I turn and looked and caught sight of him it scares the hell out of me.....Can we say Hell on here?...If it doesn't work on the deer it keeps my Ticker goin, lol. What I ought to do is this fall spray him down with buck lure and put a couple of my trail cams on him lol,lol,lol..whattia think?..another youtube Moment? I can just see the comments...of course in a willy Nelson voice Uhum.."I've seen alot of things in my time but I've never, ever, seen a man be violated from a deer so much and just stand there and take it." .."I wonder if he already knew the deer"? lol,lol sorry!!
 



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