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Sunday, January 4 View Page yup.   Sunday, January 4 View Page ken?   Sunday, January 4 View Page https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xGDc5476jo&feature=youtu.be soon..............................!   Wednesday, January 7 View Page feels good, no matter what happens.......   Friday, January 9 View Page good luck ron and pap, I can't wait to see the site!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/Wallace-Whoppers-Giant-Pumpkin-Seeds-/331439086789?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4d2b4f1cc5   Saturday, January 10 View Page I can't wait for ice fishing to start..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J8V8MLvK2g   Tuesday, January 20 View Page sat. was the first ice tournament for us, was a great day with the temps in the low 40's.   Tuesday, January 20 View Page shawn caught a few nice bass.....   Tuesday, January 20 View Page pressed the lower ball joints out, they were not easy, but most never are, will wait to paint lower control arm before i install the new ball joint.   Tuesday, January 20 View Page new starter came in.   Tuesday, January 20 View Page finished paint on the steering knuckles . pressed the wheel bearings in, still need to press the wheel hubs in and install the new inner and outer seals, installed all new lugs. the fun continues...   Tuesday, January 20 View Page and it never ends, lol. new struts.......   Tuesday, January 20 View Page found new oem dust covers for the front rotors......   Tuesday, January 20 View Page found a fancy chrome plate for the front valve cover, it might not run when i'm done , but she will look real purty sitting in the driveway.......   Tuesday, January 20 View Page old front wheel bearings, ewwwwwwwwww.   Thursday, January 22 View Page cracks me up every time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE   Friday, January 23 View Page got out of work early, so once shawn got home from school, we hit the ice for 3 hours, had a ball, 16 fish. all small, largest bass was about a pound and a half.. still nice.   Tuesday, January 27 View Page nice.   Tuesday, January 27 View Page shoveled this morning, and 5 hours later I get this, and we are not done!   Tuesday, January 27 View Page thanks eddy and rose, was a nice meal in this blizzard, although shawn ate most of them, I need to buy ferry tickets soon..........   Friday, January 30 View Page lol.   Sunday, February 1 View Page lmao..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feuNeJewzDo   Monday, February 2 View Page thanks for the throw, no time to run it..........   Monday, February 2 View Page yup, just saw the same thing.....   Monday, February 2 View Page funny how this cheating thing about the patriots is so crazy. think about this is done by every team every game. a player calls for a flag and gets it, even though no flag was warranted, that penalty results in a touchdown, winning the game for that team. now I ask myself, is this cheating? this happens every game, the player knows the flag from the refs was wrong, so is it the refs fault or the player trying to get a completive edge? or just plain cheating? get over the delategate, my opinion its all the same.   Monday, February 2 View Page if you are successful at something there will be jealousy, this reminds my a few years ago I had tagged out on turkeys and a few people asked me to take them out for their bird, so after 9 separate people harvested their birds that I assisted in calling them in (all legal) , when word got out on how many birds met their demise, all the local hunters were calling me a poacher!!!!!, when you are successful there will be jealousy. I feel so deflated..lol.   Monday, February 2 View Page 2 of these trouble makers in the house.......   Saturday, February 7 View Page the ice hut saved us from the cold at todays tournament. 6" of slushy mess on top made it tuff walking, with the pending snow storm approaching the fishing was awesome , with about 30 fish caught between us, shawn ended winning 1st place perch, and first place pickerel , of course I placed 4th in the largemouth division, but no money for me,lol. shawn netted over $200+ and won a bass pro gift card in a raffle at the end of the tourney, a great ending to a fun day with my son.   Wednesday, February 11 View Page street view of patch   Friday, February 13 View Page Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”   Saturday, February 14 View Page nice!!!   Sunday, February 15 View Page ok, when your wife tells you the dryer is broken, send her out back to clean the snow away form the vent thats 6 feet in the air, here is a photo of her in one of the best moods..   Sunday, February 15 View Page this is a photo of the front of the house.   Sunday, February 15 View Page photo of the back of the house.   Sunday, February 15 View Page goggle earth photo......   Sunday, February 15 View Page blue lines are my boundary in previous photos are for reference only. not to scale.   Sunday, February 15 View Page ugggg.   Monday, February 16 View Page the 1900's before power   Monday, February 16 View Page today , with power, lol thanks bart.....   Monday, February 16 View Page I love the rare occasion when I get a day off to relax.   Friday, February 20 View Page thanks for lunch today norm and cathy, that happy meal hit the spot.   Tuesday, February 24 View Page thanks so much gene, its not what you catch, its just spending time with good friends......   Sunday, March 1 View Page i hope you had fun today bree! you caught all the fish in the pond!!!   Sunday, March 1 View Page a great day out,,,, thanks john and bree , had a fun day!   Sunday, March 8 View Page gonna be a long wait for spring, that's my 3' fence around my patch....   Sunday, March 8 View Page 28 proof, before dinner   Sunday, March 8 View Page 90 proof, during dinner   Sunday, March 8 View Page 100 proof, dessert time.   Sunday, March 8 View Page 190 proof, after dinner, "clothing optional" lol.....   Tuesday, March 17 View Page thank god matt debacco's dad "jim" can fly team pumpkin to the big show this year, jim told us that there will be no drinks served on the flight, bummer, I think I'm gonna drive there instead!   Monday, March 23 View Page the crew at the big show   Monday, March 23 View Page congrats sue!   Monday, March 23 View Page bart and norm in their sunday best.....   Saturday, March 28 View Page been busy this winter making a kick arse compost spreading machine.   Saturday, March 28 View Page lol, some people have way to much time on their hands, headlight for night patch work...   Saturday, March 28 View Page omg!!!!!!   Sunday, March 29 View Page I'm going to die......................   Sunday, March 29 View Page well not today, I have won this battle, mr. front strut springs..... I think the rear ones will pay me back, we will see, soon.........   Friday, April 3 View Page started on the wire job for the stereo system, 2) 12" subs by audiobahn powered with an 1800w mono amp by Kenwood, then for the mid's and the tweets I installed a 500w 4 channel amp by hifonics, a Brutus elite. all wire is of 0 gauge and 4 gauge. tested it tonight, lets say the wife needs to buy some more china for that cabinet....   Saturday, April 4 View Page ya'all know who this is for. and hold on to your hats, its beer 30 some where.......the posts will be fun...   Sunday, April 5 View Page took samples in the 2nd patch today.   Thursday, April 9 View Page tires and stainless exhaust came in today, also new heads are here, waiting on warmer weather.   Friday, April 10 View Page An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest president took my schoolbag."   Friday, April 10 View Page started on the front struts tonight.   Friday, April 10 View Page also the rad....   Friday, April 10 View Page testing the new double din radio, and the rearview mirror with lcd screen for movies and the back up camera.. oh the fun with wires......   Saturday, April 18 View Page did the rear motor mount.   Saturday, April 18 View Page installed the starter   Saturday, April 18 View Page also the front motor mount.   Saturday, April 18 View Page had to clean up front motor mount bracket and cross member ( new paint). removed the steering rack also, tomorrow is another day.   Sunday, April 19 View Page getting the control arms ready   Sunday, April 19 View Page new rack today...........   Sunday, April 19 View Page all new bushings, steering rack and sway bar in the car...   Sunday, April 19 View Page I'm missing a bolt, .................   Wednesday, April 22 View Page seeds are in pots 2.48 lovelace x3 4.57 maccoy x3 6.16 fulk x3 5.03 boudyo x6 6.31 osmala x3 6.89 timm x3 2.77 lovelace x3 zaczilla x2 7.45 martin x3 kins 1625.5 gantner and 1916 barron. was a tuff deciding what plants, but needed to start now.........   Wednesday, April 22 View Page was going to plant these, but both packs were empty, I used them last year, woops...... limited edition seed.......   Wednesday, April 22 View Page Samantha's rims came in today, still need a red or yellow top battery.....   Sunday, April 26 View Page getting the new heads ready, intake and exhaust studs, cam seals...   Sunday, April 26 View Page so all I wanted was an almond joy today,,, DAMN YOU D5!!!!!   Thursday, April 30 View Page replaced motors, painted fan housings ,new radiator is done.   Thursday, April 30 View Page still working on the heads, need to install new lash adjusters, , installed the block off plates, cam gears, and new cps, checked all torques....   Thursday, April 30 View Page rear calipers are done....   Thursday, April 30 View Page future project for the son, he don't get his license for another 2 years, so I have some time for this one. 1995 stealth sohc, been sitting for 10 years, I have to peel it off the ground. what was I thinking......   Sunday, May 3 View Page just when I think I have some time to work on the car, my tiller decides to crap out, I think there is a little water in the gearbox? lol.   Sunday, May 3 View Page got the sons car peeled off the ground today, put my daughters old tires on it........next, needs to be towed.   Sunday, May 3 View Page not liking the automatic, I might do a 6 speed conversion on this one.   Sunday, May 3 View Page kins are up, maters not so much......   Monday, May 4 View Page sw day   Monday, May 4 View Page thank you steve.......   Monday, May 4 View Page starting on the rear end, soon to be all new..   Tuesday, May 5 View Page getting the rear control arms ready, wonder what a 4 wheel alignment costs? uggg.   Thursday, May 7 View Page reserve battery for the amps....   Thursday, May 7 View Page new A/C filter/drier with binary switch.   Thursday, May 7 View Page 1625.5 gantner   Saturday, May 9 View Page more crap to install....... but a pain to remove the old crap.....   Saturday, May 9 View Page had a ball this morning with shawn, no bird, but lots of fun playing with the moles in the stone wall......   Sunday, May 10 View Page heads are off, carbon build up, ewwwwwww   Sunday, May 10 View Page all clean....   Sunday, May 10 View Page installed new water tube and knock sensor.....   Sunday, May 10 View Page new a/c compressor had dented pulley, uggggg. painted the old one ,.   Sunday, May 10 View Page new dip stick, and a/c compressor installed. nice to be getting this thing back together. heads go on tomorrow.   Monday, May 11 View Page installed heads, valve covers, front and rear exhaust manifolds, spark module, rear cat, rear heat shields, rear (upper o2 sensor), water pump, lower intake plenum ( not pictured),. spent more time looking up torque specs....   Wednesday, May 13 View Page installed t-stat housing, 10mm wires for the plugs.   Wednesday, May 13 View Page installed the injectors, fuel rails,, needed these pics before I cover most of it with the intake manifold... will do the intake tomorrow also the 3 coil packs, had a problem with the coil fit on the bracket....   Thursday, May 14 View Page coils done, fuel filter, solid shifter bushings, ect..ect..   Thursday, May 14 View Page intake done, ect...ect.... timing belt tomorrow......   Sunday, May 17 View Page first tourney this season, 2nd place with 14,lbs. a great day off, we caught over 30 fish today.   Tuesday, May 19 View Page cruise cables braided, radiator in with silicone hoses and stainless t- bolt clamps, short ram air intake tube along with the m.a.s., chrome covers for the brake master and power steering canister, battery tray and washer fluid tank are in, ready for battery and belts tomorrow.   Friday, May 22 View Page well she started today, holy sh*t........boy she was loud with only the down pipe on,,,,fuel pump and rear end next.   Sunday, May 24 View Page 4 1/2 hours this morning 43 fish @spot #3   Monday, May 25 View Page fuel pump was leaking bad, I think the rust is holding the tank together.   Monday, May 25 View Page well the mitzu dealer want 9 hundred for a complete tank, and junk yard ones are risky, so I will look for holes, then pressure test this tank first, the leak was in the sending unit/ pump housing. ordered a new sending unit.   Tuesday, May 26 View Page rust stop, spot putty, sand, repeat .........   Tuesday, May 26 View Page getting there, new fuel sending unit arrived today installed pump to it.......   Wednesday, May 27 View Page took my dad to spot #3, 4 1/2 hours, off the lake at 10 am, and back to work by 10:30, he caught 60 fish, was one of the best days ever for him, he wanted to fish longer but is on a permanent feeding tube and was getting hungry, he will be 80 in august.   Friday, May 29 View Page rear trailing arms almost done.   Friday, May 29 View Page had the tires mounted today to the 17" rims.   Sunday, May 31 View Page started the rear struts, just need those springs,, painted the them today.   Sunday, May 31 View Page installed the new cv shafts, and lower ball joints...   Sunday, May 31 View Page installed the steering knuckles, and the sway bar links and outer tie rod ends.   Tuesday, June 2 View Page painted the springs and installed the new struts and hardware....   Tuesday, June 2 View Page installed the front calipers, stainless brake lines and rotors....   Tuesday, June 2 View Page threw a tire on to see what she will look like, still need to install new fender liners and covers for the engine..   Tuesday, June 2 View Page well I got that call I was dreading, Samantha totaled her jeep this afternoon, broke the engine of the mounts, all fluids are now drained in the street, lol. a mini van cut out in front of her, not her fault. she seems to be ok, her knees are swelling up, so I sent her to the emergency room just to check them out. I think I have some pressure to finish the Mitsubishi asap.....   Wednesday, June 3 View Page ok, so it said to "place in hole" hope this works.....   Thursday, June 4 View Page rear end done, just waiting on some eccentric bolts for the new control arms. fuel pump and gas tank done, stainless exhaust done, wheel bearings, rotors, calipers and pads, e-brake shoes, also rear struts and brake lines.   Sunday, June 7 View Page only spot I could find for the battery isolator was under the front right fender, no room in the engine bay, uggg.   Sunday, June 7 View Page now all that 0 gauge wire......   Sunday, June 7 View Page headlights, new clear corner lens, fog lights, now off to a kids fishing derby this morning.......the fun continues.   Tuesday, June 9 View Page getting ready to roll, needs gas... shawn helped me bleed the brakes.   Tuesday, June 9 View Page well she's out, working on the hood today, so close.....   Thursday, June 11 View Page samantha helped me get the hood on, it was hitting the strut bar, so out came the grinder, fits now, she loves her car norm........stereo next.   Saturday, June 13 View Page 4 hours just to feed the wires to the amps, uggg , i hate to wire, also a few more hours in the rear view camera and led conversion for the rear lights, all the positive and negitive wires had to be reversed. damn you led's....   Thursday, June 18 View Page maters have hit the dirt.   Saturday, June 20 View Page shawn-   Saturday, June 20 View Page had-   Saturday, June 20 View Page the-   Saturday, June 20 View Page best-   Saturday, June 20 View Page day-   Saturday, June 20 View Page of-   Saturday, June 20 View Page his-   Saturday, June 20 View Page life... spot #3 is on fire this year, 5:30 am till noon, 115 fish, yup 115, nothing giant, just a great day on the water. we probably lost another 20 or so at the boat, we did not count the fish unless its in the boat, lol rule #1. god my hands stink.....   Sunday, June 21 View Page needed to remove front air vent, instrument cluster, and airbag assembly, just to remove the those gauges you see in this pic, also had to dremel a opening for the assembly to slide out of there, it was this or remove the whole dash, not sure what would of been easier...   Sunday, June 21 View Page done. just for the glow faces, was not fun...   Sunday, June 21 View Page speedo done also...   Sunday, June 21 View Page now for a mile of wire for the amps and subs.......   Sunday, June 21 View Page shawns car will take the repair spot on tuesdy.   Tuesday, June 23 View Page for you randy, maters   Tuesday, June 23 View Page more maters, lol   Tuesday, June 23 View Page 1625.5 kin   Tuesday, June 23 View Page whew, that was tuff, now back to the car. 99% done, was a delay in the assembly process, a loose o2 sensor wire got gobbled up by the a/c compressor, grounded out, killed the eci fuse, I thought it jumped time so I took the drive pulley and timing covers off to see if the belt jumped, good news it was still dead on. so she just needs a couple of things done to complete. 4 wheel alignment is the last thing left,,,, she sounds nice......ps, was testing the stereo this afternoon, it seems to be to loud for the neighbor, it was on for less than 2 minutes and a raving lunatic came running up the driveway, had to call police, was not a good scene, I think he was drunk, he was yelling at shawn, and I had enough of him. cops were at his house a while, hope he is ok...   Tuesday, June 23 View Page well she arrived today,   Tuesday, June 23 View Page I think mother nature was trying to reclaim this car, now a good wash and wax just to see what we have left under 10 years of dirt.   Friday, June 26 View Page well shawns car cleaned up ok, got her started today, acorns were flying out of the exhaust, power steering rack was throwing up, but engine sounded nice, will do compression test this weekend and go from there.   Saturday, June 27 View Page after years of battling each other, and now its legal in 50 states, the miser brothers decided to get hitched. and I have to say they both have nice jackets.   Wednesday, July 1 View Page fished yesterday afternoon, 2pm - 4:30pm, 28 bass, great time with Samantha, we could not go in the morning, but still some nice afternoon fish......   Wednesday, July 1 View Page rototiller broke, thanks so much norm for the till, was so nice of you to come by and save me. XOXOXOXO.   Friday, July 3 View Page 4.57 McCoy gone this morning.   Friday, July 3 View Page also the 6.16 fulk, 5.07 boudyo,6.83 timm. ugg, I hope that wabbit chokes.......   Saturday, July 4 View Page you gotta luv roadside veggie stands....   Sunday, July 5 View Page thanks russ, your my hero....   Sunday, July 5 View Page hey I caught one.. just 1. the others I cut my line.   Thursday, July 9 View Page both plants selfed this morning.   Sunday, July 12 View Page oh boy, spent 8 hours installing the left one. now the right one, next weekend I think....   Sunday, July 12 View Page it just don't look right,,,, a door in the air.....Samantha loves it though........   Wednesday, July 15 View Page hit the jackpot on this one, 4 kins here, hmmm , oh so lucky is me..........   Monday, July 20 View Page darn, got caught eating a bald eagle, court was today, the judge was so mad! he asked what it tasted like? I told him a little like an owl, but more closer to loon.   Wednesday, July 22 View Page samanthas new jeep, needs a little work, but I can handle that, I think,. dual air bags and 5 speed this time, soft top, she loves it......   Friday, July 24 View Page thinking of the fall weigh offs...x-cited.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUideuBHKmg&feature=youtu.be   Sunday, July 26 View Page started the other lambo hinge.   Sunday, July 26 View Page 5 hours later, wires take longer than the grinding of the inner body.   Monday, July 27 View Page could not sleep, turned my nook on, apparently my nook was not in the mood... lol. tells me "good night scott". like I don't hear that enough!!!   Thursday, July 30 View Page snag #1, the lower trim on both sides would not let the door open after the lambo hinge was installed, so dremel time......   Thursday, July 30 View Page snag #2, ok so the new cam seals leaked oil, so off came the timing belt and front cam gears for the new seals. I had installed a cheap timing belt and was bothering me, so while I'm in there I am replacing it with this gates blue racing belt. its a deal at 150.   Saturday, August 1 View Page we visited 5 patch's today on the team pumpkin world tour. let me start off by saying how impressed I was at all the patch stops, I would love to grow as good as all of these people someday. I will rate the grower in order of how I saw them , so ,I will change the names of the growers in the next photo's as not to give away any secrets!,now back to the tour........   Saturday, August 1 View Page coming in at #5 is gary, a nice bath, functional, but the water heater scared me.....   Saturday, August 1 View Page at #4 is matt, great space, nice colors, but the cast iron pipe looming over the vanity prevented me from washing my hands properly.   Saturday, August 1 View Page at #3 on the tour was Lloyd, great style, functional, and well prepared for anything, as you can see on the door, I think I even seen his passport in there.   Saturday, August 1 View Page at #2 was gene, a 1/2 bath to die in, superb décor, a hint of country and old world charm, tuff one with the ranking on this one.   Saturday, August 1 View Page and the winner is..... bart, I know this bath took my breath away, you can't get any better than sitting on the john and look around and see fresh peach's and banana's on the sink! never thought of fresh fruit while I was in there but god this is brilliant!! and it helps if you need that extra fiber while your in there!, congrats bart on first place! new England patch tour soon,,,,   Sunday, August 2 View Page 3 boys together, gotta be some trouble..lol.   Sunday, August 2 View Page tiny details today after work, damn water spots, and the set screws for the lambo doors are not setting, even with loc-tite.... might set them with a punch, or a set screw to set the set screw...........   Monday, August 10 View Page never leave the food unattended at the Vermont patch tour. my pockets can only hold so many lemon squares kerri.   Monday, August 10 View Page well dan was the winner of the patch tour baths, winner by defaut, was the only one I got to use.... congrats dan.   Tuesday, August 11 View Page had the chance to set up and fly Saturday......   Tuesday, August 11 View Page norm looks so tiny...   Tuesday, August 11 View Page would love to thank russ and norm for just a great time, nothing like it, everyone needs to do this... thanks guys.   Thursday, August 13 View Page rear compression test, all 3 cylinders low, around the same, blown head gasket is my guess, test did not change with oil added to the cylinders. no big deal changing heads anyways. oil pressure mint. so time to start a little body work before winter.   Friday, August 14 View Page tried the river for the first time this year, late afternoon, looks like the fish are still there, norm shawn says you can go. needed to see if it had a winter fish kill. looks good.   Saturday, August 22 View Page matt had a stellar day. rain was baaaaaadddddd, bailed boat, but the fishing was good....   Saturday, August 22 View Page damn windows 10!!!!!   Saturday, August 22 View Page test   Saturday, August 22 View Page test2   Saturday, August 22 View Page test3   Saturday, August 22 View Page test4   Saturday, August 22 View Page test , dad another great day , kicked my butt 27-21   Monday, August 24 View Page had the best time again at the sngpg patch tour,was great to see everyone! so much went on for me to remember all the highlights, from seeing our gpc prez, to matt and his dad jim giving me a new trolling motor! to dan and holy boyce bringing me some of wendy's root beer, to seeing so many giant kins, norm has some rolling rocks on his hill again, and norms weeinie looks great! thanks to sperry we all know now he has something this year, thanks gene you continue to impress the crowd with your giants and wonderful property! and joe and sue your gardens looks great as usual (go green), and ron thank you for the look at your kins, just feel sorry for you ron, you might have to upgrade to a crane this fall, and in this pic ken looks so mad that he had to cook his own steak!   Monday, August 24 View Page well the bathroom wars continues all names have been changed to protect the bathrooms. in fifth place is the wallace's club house, had to fix this one was overflowing!, it had a nice cabin feel about it though.   Monday, August 24 View Page in 4th place was norms "4 seater" built over 130 years ago in the barn, it has all the charm of a family bath, honey pass the paper!   Monday, August 24 View Page in 3rd was the banquet halls public mens room, clean, roomy, and the window view of the gun range was stunning...   Monday, August 24 View Page in second place was the jutras bath, i helped with this one, so it was a tuff call for me, although i know the plumbing in the walls is sound, butjoe did the finish on this great bath, so i'm not to sure how the fixtures will hold up!   Monday, August 24 View Page and the 1st place winner is the sperry's awesome decor', clean and tidy, its like they knew i was going to do the photo shoot!!!!!!   Monday, August 24 View Page and this is a photo of norm yelling at russ to throw the beer out the window, no reason .........   Tuesday, September 1 View Page my dad kicked butt this morning, 4 over 4lbs. for a total of 33 fish.   Tuesday, September 1 View Page buddy george, last time he fished was when he was a kid, so out came the zebco with 10lb test, after showing him how to cast the rod. he continued to kick my butt this past sunday on the river. 37-26. last time i tie his hooks on.. lol. . oh and matt and jim thanks so much for the motor! works much better than my old one.......love it!   Friday, October 9 View Page oh boy, i just love stitches......   Friday, October 9 View Page why does pappy get the hard job....   Friday, October 9 View Page and mike get the easy ones....   Thursday, October 29 View Page HAPPY HALLOWEEN. A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that… 1) You have to be single and 2) You must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?” “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”