Click on a thumbnail picture below to see the full size version. 30 Entries. Wednesday, January 13 View Page Monster Grower, you left you wallet and drivers license in my patch, during your weak attempt to destroy my winter rye crop. I doubt the Canadians will let you across the border without it. Wednesday, January 13 View Page Monster Grower.....I don't know why my previous post didn't make it through the photo check. I tried again. I guess the big pumpkin auditors didn't like the picture of you. Friday, January 22 View Page Something has been walking all over my cover crop. Friday, January 22 View Page It must be Monster Grower with one of my manure makers. Friday, January 22 View Page Decided to travel to Anchorage to check out the Manure Makers up there. Found this guy who should make some great compost for me in 2010. Good luck competing with this Top Secret plan, MG. Friday, January 22 View Page Oops I meant this pic....is my new manure maker Saturday, January 23 View Page The picture in the previous post is a moose. His name is Bullwinkle. Tuesday, February 16 View Page Cover Crop is really a neon green color. Sort of like Monster Growers Seahawks. I am really excited to go to Niagara Falls, however I am considering starting a little earlier this year, due to the amazing winter we have been having. The cherry trees are already starting to bloom. Sunday, February 21 View Page My girls decided to do a little king of the mountain dance on top of the great pile of manure that I plan to expand my patch with. Sunday, February 21 View Page They also collected several thousand worms. I tried to tell them they tasted good, but they were having none of that. I guess they wanted to save them and put them in a bucket for later. Sounds like something Monster Grower told them. Friday, May 7 View Page OK I'm back from a crazy last couple of months. Pumpkin plants are in the ground, thank to the help of Monster Grower for helping me get the seeds started early. Found this guy checking out my patch. Friday, May 7 View Page Just funny to see a deer going #2 Friday, May 7 View Page Patch is ready, hoop houses up lets hope for sunny weather with no more wind and rain. The last 2 weeks have been miserable for pumpkin growers. Friday, May 7 View Page 500 Boyce Holding strong. I sure hope it warms up and this plant takes off. Friday, May 7 View Page 1568 Connolly, I was gone last week but something has gone wrong in the patch with this plant. It is the first time I've seen one start out this way. Friday, May 7 View Page 1316 Harp Up and going. This one started slow but is now growing faster than the other plants. Friday, May 7 View Page Monster Grower: I don't know what you are talking about 1019 Grande.... You must be crazy. But I have installed some additional security up here at the wind farm. Monday, May 17 View Page Monster Grower. I am glad you are using your brain. Good thing you brought up the extra starts today. I just might call off the feds for the mail theft they have been looking into. Just kidding that Grande Seed is going to be a big pumpkin that you will have trouble keeping up with. Cindy from Littlerock must of started early this year. Hopefully we can catch up with her. Monday, May 17 View Page 500 Boyce slow but sure. Monday, May 17 View Page 825 Venters Monday, May 17 View Page 943 Dixon Monday, May 17 View Page 1166 Emmons Monday, May 17 View Page 1316 Harp Monday, May 17 View Page 1184 Barker Tuesday, May 25 View Page Not only do we have crappy weather this Spring. Now I have small earthquakes trying to kill off my pumpkins. I think it is because Monster Grower didn't grow the 825 Venters like the Gods recommended. Saturday, May 29 View Page Monster Grower. Thanks for posting my diary entries for me. Maybe you can order for me next time at Ixtapa also. Monday, May 31 View Page Since the weather has not improved I decided to take my son up to the top of Mt Si. It was a great trip. However I guess we had to come back and work on the pumpkin patch. Now that the beaver dams have been broken down, my pumpkin patch is finally drying out. Hopefully I can catch up to Monster Grower now. Saturday, July 3 View Page What's that Monster Grower, You are jealous at the size of my manure pile? I have been so busy shooting down drones that seem to be flying over my patch, that I haven't had time to update my diary. Saturday, July 3 View Page Well here is the update: Rain Rain Rain. I had some dang beavers dam up a ditch near my patch and flood out my plants. I was able to save a couple nice ones 1166 Emmons and the 943 Dixon. Everything else was a flooded. Anyway The summer is defiantly not in Seattle this year. Anyone who has a pumpkin pollinated, must be a pro, or have a nice large greenhouse. Today it is 50-degrees at 10:00 in the morning. Well I am off to go climb some more mountains for the 4th, climbed this one last week. It's called Three Finger Jack. Oh and Monster Grower, I took the lithium batteries out of the drone you sent to my house and cut them open and used the inside as fertilizer for the 890 Ewing I weeded yesterday. Wednesday, August 4 View Page Monster Grower.....HA HA HA HA You think you are so funny. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the gravitational pull from Manure Mans Pumpkin pulled it across.